Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Zombie Dances: 3 Enchantments Applied: 118
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4051 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1263
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 330 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1982 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/torturing-proboiz-in-minecraft/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4771 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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