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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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