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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
Runes Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57
New Chunks Explored: 532715 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

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