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Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Animals Bred:	148	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4991

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3538	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	3318	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrotherlyBlockage

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🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	812	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	136

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6