BreadToBrioche | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	712	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	877
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	248	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	199	Falling into the Void:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Crops Grown:	8633	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7484	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	338598
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8659

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	5496	Magic Items Found:	1990
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	921476
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!