yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Secret Passages Found: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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