yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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