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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6098
Enchantments Applied:	144	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4558
New Chunks Explored:	723204	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	145
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	7

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7081
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Villages Defended:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5200
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	501
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	474938	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	618	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10