Bloom SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Votes:	2504	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7430

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	1374	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4108

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9192	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2274	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	718	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchantments Applied:	222
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	7259
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6276
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	114563

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	105
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Buildings Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	47	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4