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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Meteorites Collected: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ores Mined: 2794
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Items Found: 4020

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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