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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Towns Built: 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Dragons Tamed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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