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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Animals Bred: 191 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Void Armor Forged: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Mines Excavated: 1054 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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