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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crops Grown:	6747
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Emeralds Found:	9623
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	283	New Chunks Explored:	81739
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	434499	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7233
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chimeras Created:	2