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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1361
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

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But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	2631
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftMixTape

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Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockPartyMadness

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	6631	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1292	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SelfieSneakz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	191

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Items Found:	5159	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6481
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockCraftAdvice

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	1194
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6240	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6