BlockyBrewHaHa | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	7596	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	380
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	2186
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	5476
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Farms Harvested:	200
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	166	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	104

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	7396
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	3100
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	867	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1