Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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