Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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