Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
Towns Built: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Love Letters Sent: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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