Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Animals Bred: 33 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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