Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Potions Brewed: 37

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4034
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7423 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Emeralds Found: 7442
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Crops Grown: 6624
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2160 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 601804
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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