Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 5808
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7607 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 639 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3568 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mines Excavated: 3383
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Star Shards Collected: 201
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Towns Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Farms Harvested: 661 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Mines Excavated: 1287
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 499 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Crops Grown: 3849
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5772 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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