| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 563578 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2440 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 159 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5664 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 5171 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
