| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4034 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 8709 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5739 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 225 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 178 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 388 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2788 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
