Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure you have a good insurance policy). Our community is full of wacky characters who love to pull pranks, start epic wars over who has the best pet llama, and create massive statues of their favorite food items.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming in lava and pig jousting. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and wonder why you ever played on those boring vanilla servers in the first place.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	2559	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4734	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

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Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7456
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6411	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

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Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dodging creepers and zombies while protecting the President of Minecraftia! That’s right, you’ll be part of the elite Secret Service team, tasked with keeping our fearless leader safe from all manner of pixelated threats.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja pandas trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources to upgrade your gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a hero in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, when the President yells “MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!”, you better be ready to spring into action and protect him at all costs.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPewPewCraft: Where Creepers Pay Respects

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take a unique approach to honoring the fallen. Imagine a world where every block represents a life lost to gun violence, and you can build memorials and pay tribute to those who have tragically passed away.

But wait, there’s more! You can also add comments and trivia about the deceased, turning our server into a virtual encyclopedia of homicide victims. Who knew grief could be so educational and interactive?

Join us as we navigate the twisted world of easy access to guns and turn it into a creative outlet for honoring those who have left us too soon. Rest in power, Quashaun Lamarious Chillious, and join us on this wild ride of remembrance and Minecraft madness.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…or something like that. Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic collaborations and events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to explore nature and discover mysterious traces in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner explorer and embark on crazy quests that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – talk about a powerhouse lineup! And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – you’ll be unstoppable!

Oh, and did I mention the daily check-in rewards that are just waiting for you to claim them? It’s like Christmas every day on our server! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	535
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnimeFeetCraft – Where We Mine, Build, and Admire Anime Girl Feet in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of anime girl feet enthusiasts who also happen to be amazing artists! Join us and learn how to draw the most exquisite anime girl feet you’ve ever seen while also enjoying all the fun and excitement of Minecraft. Don’t give up on your dreams – join our server and let your love for anime girl feet soar to new heights!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even ‘/b/’ Sucks Today

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with “Baby Shark”!

So why waste your time on “/b/” when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	936	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MexiCraft: Where suffering is impossible and tacos are plentiful!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where it’s impossible to suffer in Mexico! Why suffer in real life when you can join our virtual world filled with tacos, piñatas, and mariachi bands?

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama through the streets of a pixelated Mexico City, where the only danger is getting hit by a falling block of queso fresco.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Temple, where players can sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Taco God and receive a blessing of infinite enchiladas.

So come on down to our server and say adios to your real-life problems, because in Minecraft Mexico, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is too much fun! ¡Viva la Minecraft Mexico!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.