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TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	3794
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4212	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	1914	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2403	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4124

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
New Chunks Explored:	849479	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	79	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Farms Harvested:	363	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	5015	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4