come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Crops Grown: 1687
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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