come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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