Baine SMP: A Not-So-Spicy Vanilla Experience

Adventure, Anarchy, Baine, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Experience, Faction, Hardcore, Loot, Minigames, NotSoSpicy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Simple Vanilla SMP
Datapacks	/trigger
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Shopping district, community Iron farm, Nether roof hub
Requirements	Must be 18+
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: What datapacks are in play?

A: We have the /trigger datapack enabled on the server.

Q: Can I build my own Iron farm?

A: We already have a community Iron farm set up, but you are welcome to contribute to it.

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	157881	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Towns Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	2018
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8370	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Votes:	1405
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1723
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	7523
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9878	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!