BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

artisan, baguette, BaguetteCraft, baked goods, Bakery, Bread, carbs, crusty, cuisine, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Food, French, gluten, Life, meets, Minecraft, Nourishing, Pastry, Tasty, Traditional, wheat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Votes:	5587	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	5269
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2741
Emeralds Found:	7060	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Emeralds Found:	1265
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mines Excavated:	3202
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4976	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9484
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7823
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.