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SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2318
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	243
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1629	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3004

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5502
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	438281
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	5335	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6050	Enchantments Applied:	278
Dragon Eggs Found:	6391	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	84	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	8420	Evil Twin Fights:	1