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Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3029
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

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Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	601855	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7074	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeBlockerCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Spears Created:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2579	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	7939
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5186
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChunkyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1991	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2679
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fart Space Odyssey

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LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6