BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFoolery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5521	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	3510
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	501233
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	4821
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	561	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	631
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.