Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4382
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	228
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5472	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8963	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ores Mined:	7348

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Emeralds Found:	7799

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.