Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9946	Buildings Constructed:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Meteorites Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6996
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	3748	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2052
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	2287	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crops Grown:	3438	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	2127
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

UnderratedFlicksMC SMP

film, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Movie, Overlooked, series, sleeper hit, smp, television, unappreciated, Under The Radar, underacknowledged, Underappreciated, underexposed, Underrated, UnderratedFlicksMC, underrecognized, underseen, undiscovered

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that only the coolest kids are allowed to join? Like, seriously, it’s so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

But like, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. And get this, the armor had special powers that made them invincible in PvP battles! Like, how crazy is that?!

Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes and gives out free diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Free diamonds from a ghost creeper! And rumor has it that if you find all the hidden treasure chests scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then hit me up for the secret invite code. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, craziness, and pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most underrated Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #GhostCreeperDiamonds

Players:	106/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	410
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Star Shards Collected:	80
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	162
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0