Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY