Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8379 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Love Letters Sent: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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