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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Towns Built: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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