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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Alien Abductions: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9976
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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