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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1355 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

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