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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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