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Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	231	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5836	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mines Excavated:	1221	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	843
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	630	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	60	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1664
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6