Zoom MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9944	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MagicMinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Buddies

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	1612
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyNorsemen

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Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3275	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	520	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Therapy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Comfy Chaos

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3515
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.