Zombie Apocalypse LOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crops Grown:	8526
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3863	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2956	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	327724	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	161	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5077	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	107	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	548540
Magic Items Found:	4050	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1