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ZooCraft Minecraft Server

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pristine Network

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Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	2346
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33