so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Enchantments Applied: 272 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Magic Items Found: 7968 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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