ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2479
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8588
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5317	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.