so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Potions Brewed: 190
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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