so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Chimeras Created: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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