so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2120
Divine Spears Created: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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