so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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